Good Evening, Weirdos.
I vant to suck your blood from my fingers and toes, for I am the dreaded Yara-ma-yha-who! In this episode you'll learn all about VAMPIRES! Ashley, Lauren, and artist/vampire enthusiast Billy chat about vampires throughout history, vampires from all over the world, and even vampires who still may be living among us today.....
Learn a bout the origins of the vampire legend. Why do wooden stakes kill them? Why don't they have reflections? How do I outrun a vampire?
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*Artwork by Stephanie Weitekamp*
Yaaaaachts, weirdos! We are back for PART TWO of our HOLLYWEIRD episode! This week we are sharing some personal ghost stories from different experiences we've had in Hollywood-- some are even with FAMOUS ghosts! We explore some crazy poltergeist activity in Culver City, take a trip to the beautiful Pantages Theatre in Hollywood, we find out where Rasputin has been hiding, and even hear from Carrie Fisher!
Make sure to stay til the end to hear an original Tales from the Crypt inspired "Keep It Weird" poem written by our beautiful, talented guest BLAIR GORMAN! (SuperMansion, Robot Chicken) And follow us on Instagram & Twitter @keepitweirdcast and our Facebook page KEEP IT WEIRD!
WARNING: AT 1hr 15min INTO THE EPISODE THERE IS A VERY HIGH PITCHED RINGING SOUND EFFECT. IF YOU ARE PRONE TO DIZZINESS, TINNITUS, OR SOUND INDUCED SEIZURES, TURN THE VOLUME DOWN
Meh, see? Welcome to Tinseltown, see?
This week Ashley, Lauren, and the hilarious & talented Blair Gorman (SuperMansion, Robot Chicken)are taking a trip to stalk the stars in HOLLYWOOD!
We're taking you to the notoriously haunted studios, solving some Hollywood murders, and even sharing some extra spooky celebrity AND personal stories! Want to know what happens when everyone leaves Warner Brothers Studios for the night? What actually happened to Natalie Wood in 1981? Or maybe you just want to know which famous celebs have had sex with ghosts? You've come to the right place.
Join us for two hours of laughs and gasps as we talk about HOLLYWEIRD.
"How do you keep something secret-- you hide it in plain sight." -Dr. Steven M. Greer, Unacknowledged
Hi Weirdos! Are you alone? Is anyone watching you? Are you sure?
Welcome to our CONSPIRACY THEORY episode. This week we go off the deep end, and rightly so. Ashley, Lauren, and handsome Joe chat about celebrity murders, secret government facilities, coverups, assassinations, kidnappings, CIA plants in the media, modern day Nazis, giant blue horses with glowing eyes and more.
Believe it or not, this episode is full of FACTS. Facts that will keep you up at night. Facts that will make you question everything. Facts that will make you tape over the camera on your laptop and don a tin foil hat on your head.
Head over to our Patreon page for 10 minutes of EXTRA audio from this banana-town episode.
God Bless America
This episode is dedicated to Zack Frost of Centralia, IL who passed on February 8th, 2018. He was my go to guy for conspiracies and one of the most "woke" people I knew. RIP, Zack. Keep fighting the good fight.
Happy 2018 Weirdos!!
It's time for the most requested episode yet-- WITCHCRAFT. This week Lauren and Ashley sit down with Jennifer Maimone, owner and operator of the cutest eclectic store in South Pasadena, California "Dual Crossroads." She is a Christo-Pagan, a business owner, a dog lover, and an expert in all things witchy.
Ever wanted to know the science behind crystal healing or the meaning of pagan symbols? Want to learn about the true power behind spell-casting or the history of candle magick? Did you know that witch's wardrobes weren't just a fashion statement?
We dive into all of this and more as we eat pizza, drink wine, and conjure up a lot of laughs. (See what I did there?)
Welcome to our FINAL episode of the year! The season one finale! It's been a crazy year full of laughter and screams, friendship and drinks, learning crazy new things, and most importantly.. sharing scary stories.
One story you've heard referenced multiple times is that of "Ben." The ghost that followed Ashley from apartment to apartment when she first moved to LA. Well this week, we get to sit down and have a chat with Ben.
Ashley and Lauren are joined by Robyn and Jonathan on their LAST night in their [possibly] haunted apartment in this part interview, part investigation-- all spooky fun.
See you on the flip side, Weirdos!
((PS: There are a couple parts of this audio that is a little echoey-- we were working with multiple sets of equipment because we were ALSO filming this episode for a YouTube collaboration with METHODBOX! Keep an eye out for that on our Keep It Weird Facebook page!))
This is a preview for our VERY SPECIAL TELEVISION episode where we sit down with the men of Best Men Media: Pete, Chris, Jose, and David and we chat about Season 8, Episode 7 of Family Matters: "Stevil."
Take a listen as we review one of the most bonkers episodes of television to ever be aired and keep an eye out for the FULL episode next week on VERY SPECIAL TELEVISION's iTunes!
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Buon Giorno, weirdos!
This week Ashley & Lauren sit down with Melanie and discover their roots! We chat about WEIRD Armenian, Irish, and Italian culture! The paranormal, the monsters, the ghosts, and the just-plain-wacky tales from our homelands!
Melanie shares some SUPER interesting stories about growing up Armenian, Ashley talks about all the delicious foods her Italian grandmother makes, and Lauren has a love/hate relationship with Leprechauns.
Join us on this journey of frights, family, and giggles.
Hello Spooks and Spectres!
Welcome to part two of our creep-tastic Halloween episode! This week we're telling some SCARY Halloween stories! Stories about real life murders, shape-shifters, old lady werewolves, and even some classic GHOST STORIES!! Some even sent in by YOU, our lovely, weird listeners!
If you need a breather after this horror of terror-- revisit "Halloween Part One: Witch, Please" where we just talk about our favorite Halloween things: memories, movies, music, & more!
Hello Boils and Ghouls!
Welcome to Part One of our VERY SPECIAL HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!! We're starting off the season nice and easy with an episode about the origins of All Hallow's Eve and Día de los Muertos as well as chatting about our favorite Halloween memories, movies, songs and more!
So grab your candy corn, sip your cider, hop on your broom and join us for an hour of reminiscing and celebrating the *actual* most wonderful time of the year!
It's a FAMILY AFFAIR!! Welcome to this week's KEEP IT WEIRD where Ashley and Lauren are joined by Ashley's sister Jamie and brother-in-law Corey as they are fresh off a plane from across the country bringing you the weirdest, grossest, scariest, craziest, most ridiculous FAMILIES in the world!
Families who kill, families who do real gross stuff, criminal families, family feuds, a BONUS "This Week in Weird," and much more!
Come join this giggle fest and if YOU know any weird families or have any crazy family stories email us at firstname.lastname@example.org
**WARNING: This episode contains foul language and stories of rape and incest. It's.... darker than we expected.**
This week on Keep It Weird we're diving into the mysteries of SECRET SOCIETIES! Joined by actor and (probable) free mason Dakota Kennedy we discuss the Illuminati, Free Masons, and even the Skull and Bones! The truth, the lies, and boy, oh boy... the conspiracies.
Theres a strange clicking a few times in the episode. It could be Ashley's bracelets OR... it could be a secret government wire tap. You be the judge.
Welcome, Weirdos, to another edition of ASK A WEIRDO!! We take YOUR questions and answer them with our research, thoughts, and opinions. We get questions sent in by listeners all the time and we LOVE giving you our expert* opinion on all things STRANGE AND UNUSUAL!
This week we talk about vanquishing demons, whether or not Jesus was an alien, and we actually get pretty personal and have a meaningful conversation-- but don't worry it's only for about five minutes and then we go back to belching.
If you have a question, thought, or opinion-- shoot us an email at email@example.com to be featured on an episode of KEEP IT WEIRD!!
*Absolutely not experts.
Welcome back, ya psychos! Last week got a bit dark, wouldn't ya say? Sorry about it, we just couldn't help ourselves!
This week we are BACK with PART TWO of "OH, for Pete's Sake" as we take a look at MEDIA URBAN LEGENDS. The internet has spawned some VERY creepy stories; but could real life actually be creepier?
Joined again by PETER LOZANO host of the Very Special Television podcast and his husband Scott; we chat about Slenderman, the Rake, Time Travelers Tweeting, even more creepy YouTube videos, and much more as we continue our trip into the darkest corners of the World Wide Web.
How are you? Good? That's great, can't wait to ruin that for you. This week is PART ONE of our Media conspiracies and urban legends episode! We are joined by a VERY SPECIAL guest, Peter Lozano-- host of the VERY SPECIAL TELEVISION podcast!! And return guest, Scott Youngbauer, who you last heard in our DOLLS episode! So many CAPS!
Focusing on the "conspiracy" portion in this segment-- we're going to be talking about broadcast signal intrusions, strange youtube channels and reddit threads, internet "gang stalking," and even take a trip through the DARK WEB!
This week gets crazy and very dark so we've added a couple extra WARNINGS for some of the more disturbing material.
Strap in for another edition of LISTENER GHOST STORIES!! We get stories about ghosts, aliens, witches, monsters, serial killers, home intruders, and even demons emailed to us weekly and then we feature those stories in a FULL episode every other month!
This week we cover it all: From crocodile close encounters to demon day care, prophetic dreams to bathroom ghouls, and high school exorcisms to.... wait-- what is that in your closet?
Hold on to your butts.
If YOU have a scary, weird, strange, creepy, unexplainable story email it to us at firstname.lastname@example.org to be featured on a future episode!
Demon Day Care music from: http://www.freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/
Welcome Weirdos! This week we're chatting about TWINS with a TWIN! Join Ashley, Lauren, and identical twin Logan and learn about a plethora of twin types, how twins happen, killer twins, "whisper twins," twin telepathy, and some absolutely insane, too crazy to be true twin stories.
Don't forget to subscribe to our YouTube page where you can now WATCH our news segment "This Week in Weird" every week!
Please donate to our Patreon page to support the show and to get us to some spooky locations!
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Keep It Weird! This week we are talking about SUPER HUMAN POWERS! Real life X-Men, Aquamen, and Daredevils! Do humans have the abilities that we see throughout comic books? Is it a mutation that they are born with or did they learn to be "freaks?" What can they teach us about the human body? And more importantly, what can they teach us about the human mind?
Telekinesis, Spontaneous Human Combustion, Human Echolocation, The Ice Man, Sea Nomads, a guy who sticks WHAT- WHERE? and so much more. Come one, come all, you will NOT believe your ears!
Welcome to another edition of HOMETOWN LORE! This time we decided not to travel at all as we're joined by CALIFORNIA native Rachel Wilde!
This episode dives deep into the history of California's famous serial killers, murder mysteries, haunted locations, strange architecture, adorable monsters, and some reeeeaaaally chiiillll California ghosts.
So slap on some sunscreen, open the sunroof, avoid the 405 and join us for an extended episode that's all about Cali, baby!
Remember that crazy episode we did about how we could all be a part of a computer program called the Matrix where we talked about multiple dimensions, alternate timelines, and the Mandela effect and you listened and were like... whuuuut?
It's like that but longer/crazier/deeper. This time around we look at the fabric of the universe through the lens of premonitions and precognition. Do humans have the ability to see into the future? Is time a bunch of wibbly-wobbly stuff? What are we meant to gain from this knowledge? And who is sending us this information? Be it God, Xenu, or ourselves from an alternate universe-- buckle up for this wild ride.
Hello Boils and Ghouls!!
It's another edition of LISTENER GHOST STORIES!! We know, it's been too long!
We travel all over the country from Pasadena, CA to Peoria, IL... we chat about everything from space pickles to haunted DVDs, from IRL indian burial grounds to possessed toilets. And we try to find an answer to the age old question: Why is everybody being haunted by their uncle?
You know the drill, throw on some headphones and get ready to get spooky.
What is the creepiest thing you can think of to be the sole focus of an entire episode? No, not clowns. Ugh, but you're so right though. No. it's DOLLS. Creepy dolls, haunted dolls, possessed dolls, voodoo dolls, island of the dolls, DOLLS DOLLS DOLLS.
This week we ask the questions Why do we find dolls so creepy? Is there really an island full of dolls? Can a doll really become possessed? Why is the horror movie industry obsessed with dolls?
Find your answer to these and more as we sip some cocktails, scream a lot, and get all DOLLED up.
Warning Weirdos-- this episode is CURSED!!
Or... I mean, it could be. This week we're going Behind the Scenes of the Damned! The Exorcist, Poltergeist, The Omen, Rosemary's Baby, Superman, The Conjuring. Were these movies CURSED? Or was it just plain bad luck? Is this VERY episode cursed? Or has OUR luck simply ran out?
Join us as we lift the curtain and go backstage.. how many film/tv references can we fit into this description?
Enjoy! But also might be cursed so... don't say we didn't warn you.
BREAKING NEWS Weirdos!
Join Ashley and Lauren while they laugh so hard they cry--or maybe cry so hard they laugh-- talking about UNUSUAL CRIMES. From Demons who LOVE jazz, the disappearance of a family who asked for "ghost bullets," alligator roommates, strange arrests, and even Amish gangs.
Greetings Weirdo Earthlings.
The good guys dress in black remember that just in case we come face to face and make contact.
Welcome to PART TWO of Close Encounters of the Joe Kind where we revisit Episode 2 and get real into that ALIEN LIFE. Crop circles, the Goldilocks Zone, Proxima Centauri, ice planets, SPACE SEA MONSTERS, government coverups, sexy sonic the hedge hog, the Men in Black, unnecessary ghost backstories, and so much more!
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